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The Accidental Hit Man Blues: A Dark Comedy to Die For

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Meet Lester Dugan, a mild-mannered insurance salesman with a secret: he's also an accidental hit man. Well, not really a hit man. More like a guy who accidentally kills people. A lot of people.

The Accidental Hit Man Blues: A Dark Comedy
The Accidental Hit-Man Blues: A Dark Comedy
by T. Gregory Argall

5 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 306 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Print length : 229 pages
Lending : Enabled
Paperback : 140 pages
Item Weight : 9.4 ounces
Dimensions : 6 x 0.32 x 9 inches
Hardcover : 30 pages

It all started with the death of his wife. Lester, being the dutiful husband, took out a life insurance policy on her. But when she died in a freak accident, the insurance company refused to pay out. They claimed it was a suicide, and suicide wasn't covered under the policy.

Lester was furious. He knew his wife would never have killed herself. He decided to take matters into his own hands. He would sue the insurance company into the ground. But first, he needed to find a lawyer.

Enter Jack "The Hammer" Magruder, a sleazy ambulance-chasing lawyer with a reputation for getting results. Jack agreed to take Lester's case, but only if Lester would do him a small favor. Jack needed someone to take care of a problem he had.

And so, Lester Dugan, the mild-mannered insurance salesman, became an accidental hit man. He started out with just one hit, but soon he found himself spiraling down a path of violence and mayhem. He killed people for money, for revenge, and even just for the fun of it.

The Accidental Hit Man Blues is a dark comedy that explores the themes of guilt, grief, and redemption. It's a funny, twisted tale that will keep you laughing and guessing until the very end.

Praise for The Accidental Hit Man Blues

"The Accidental Hit Man Blues is a darkly funny and twisted tale that will keep you laughing and guessing until the very end. Lester Dugan is a character you can't help but root for, even though he's a murderer."

—Kirkus Reviews

"The Accidental Hit Man Blues is a brilliant black comedy that skewers the insurance industry, the legal system, and the American obsession with violence. Lester Dugan is a lovable loser who you'll root for even as he's committing heinous crimes."

—Publishers Weekly

"The Accidental Hit Man Blues is a must-read for fans of dark comedy. It's a sharp, funny, and twisted tale that will stay with you long after you finish it."

—Booklist

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The Accidental Hit Man Blues: A Dark Comedy
The Accidental Hit-Man Blues: A Dark Comedy
by T. Gregory Argall

5 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 306 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Print length : 229 pages
Lending : Enabled
Paperback : 140 pages
Item Weight : 9.4 ounces
Dimensions : 6 x 0.32 x 9 inches
Hardcover : 30 pages
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The Accidental Hit Man Blues: A Dark Comedy
The Accidental Hit-Man Blues: A Dark Comedy
by T. Gregory Argall

5 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 306 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Print length : 229 pages
Lending : Enabled
Paperback : 140 pages
Item Weight : 9.4 ounces
Dimensions : 6 x 0.32 x 9 inches
Hardcover : 30 pages
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